Woman spends a week wondering why her cat is screaming at the couch, only to find a professional feline ninja hiding under the cushions: 'Uh… This is not my cat.'

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    my cat has been screaming at this couch for a week for no apparent reason. today i looked under it and uh this is not my cat
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    well i guess he is now lol! i hope they become friends. trying to coax him out of there with treats
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    Smart-Way1246 A week?? How has it survived without food or water? Why has your cat not crawled under already to get to it?
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    OP Trimblepsys okay maybe 3 days :( salsa (my cat) free feeds so it's very possible they have been sharing food. we also leave the back door open normally which may mean this void hasn't been here all the time and this also means both this one and salsa often outside so the litter box is fairly unreliable for occupancy
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    ISOLODASNAKE The "void" probably treated that couch like a high-stakes base of operations. If it managed to avoid a litterbox disaster for a whole week, this cat is basically a professional ninja.
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    This-Seat-6431 Any idea how the lil void got inside?
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    OP Trimblepsys i live in the uk and my cat goes outside often, sometimes i just leave the door or a window open for her!
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    Sea-Hope-3141 Yes please keep us updated!! Worried about the little guy!
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    OP Trimblepsys ahh will do!! he seems alright (there's lots of strays in this area) still the plan is to take him to the vet
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    voidchungus Since it sounds like you're open to keeping this cat or at least you're not in a hurry to get it out of your place: I wouldn't coax it out. Let it feel safe. Place a bowl of water under there so it doesn't get dehydrated, and if possible make sure it has line of sight to a litter box. Let it feel safe. That way it will come out in its own time, with minimal stress.
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    OP Trimblepsys agreed! i just came back from the hardware store with a box so they have their own space. i moved salsas food out so this room is all theirs for as long as they want
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    Black cat lying on the carpet, legs under the couch
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    EUGsk8rBoi42p I'm guessing the little void was just sneaking out for food and water, then running back, when the other cat is asleep... hopefully he/she was using the litterbox also.... But, seems legit.
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    MagixTurtle Make sure it's not injured or dehydrated. If it's been sitting there for a week it might be in shutdown-survival mode. Could also just be a neighbour cat who likes to taunt your cat lol.
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    Cat peeks from under the couch, with an afraid expression
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    Trimblepsys OP yo!! this kinda blew up haha. just a quick 6 hours update: kitty is safe and healthy and still around i got em a litter box and we set up some food and water
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    • salsa is a little on edge but they have crossed paths from time to time so im feeling hopeful they'll become friends • frijoles (that's the cats name now) has moved to the eaves upstairs so thats cool its a cozy little cat rest
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    planning to continue keeping an eye on em and hopefully they wanna stay forever!!!
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    some extra context i missed: this is london which is SWARMED with street cats, it rules. salsa sleeps indoors but shes got a little window we often keep open during the day so she can go for her walks.
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    there's a bunch of regulars visiting the garden often so this is overall not super weird but the audacity of this one coming in and settling and hiding is new and i love it.
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    Cat peeks from under the couch, looking at something out of frame
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    smallandsurly Man when my boy is staring under the couch incessantly I never find a cat! I don't even find the treats he thinks he lost under there (he's wrong, he ate them already).
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    4thofeleven That's just your cat's shadow!
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    Lucky_Ad2801 Awww... Voids can be so sweet. Offer the cat churu and it will be your friend for life.
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    Demelain So I recently (as in 7 weeks ago) got a new cat, who was very nevous. She spent the whole first week hiding from me, and was only eating at night. There were times I didn't know if I still had a cat, she was so good at hiding.
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    Cat peeks from under the couch
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    that-Sarah-girl So your cat started acting super weird towards the sofa and you just went yep the cat hates the sofa today and went on with your life? You're lucky it's not a skunk or a snake or something.
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    Illustrious-Total489 Sometimes cats just get mad at inanimate objects, you cannot discern the thoughts of higher life forms
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    Pendergraff-Zoo Well, that's interesting. CDS sometimes works mysteriously.
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    cattreephilosophy My indoor cat snuck out one day, explored the backyard and ended up wandering into the neighbors house. They thought he was a stray. Just sharing so you check with your neighbors.
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    catsarenice DEATH Congratulations, you have found the 'New Fur-niture' Special Edition 'Void' colouration. There is currently no way to return your free gift, please enjoy your new owner.
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    Ts&Cs: At no point does NMC corporation accept any responsibility for any new owner that comes with your new Fur-niture, nor does it accept refunds, returns, or demands for help. As the new servant of a NMC, you are required by law laws not written but expected to be ^followed to accept your place as a servant. You now have no freedoms beyond what is gifted to you by your new furry owner.
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    Hockey_Beer_BBQ Things I find when my cats stare under the couch: 1. Jingle ball 2. Fuzzy mouse (toy) 3. Treats 4. Dust bunnies 5. Other toys 6. Nothing Things I never find when my cats stare under the couch: 1. Not my cat ④

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